Needy

I'd say this is me in 10 years, but I don't smoke.

Magic

Cats are basically secret wizards, because they can do this to people

Legendary

Making kids passionate about maps since a long time ago.

Multitasking

This is why we have two hands.

Bog

Voted Best Vacation Spot of 2011

Hotflash

I heard eating soy helps...

Whipped

*sexual joke*

Cricket

Get it?

Sloth

Boys are lazy.

Puppies

Good breeding is important.

Relaxation

It's practically Zen.

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He does office parties too

Drowning

who swallows a whole T-Bone steak?

Spray

It's very expensive hair.

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Mary Poppins's sister doesn't quite have her sibling's charm...

Pain

I think I saw a movie like this once...

Hero

And thus he banished all the cats from Ireland and chased them into the sea...

Food

You know how some people find bugs in their food?

Tag

There's something weird and sad about a clearance tag dog...

(I don't know if anyone is still checking this, since I haven't updated in so long. But if you are, thanks for sticking around! School is taking up all my time, but I promise this blog won't be abandoned! It might take a little while between updates though.)

Flush

Teaching Mittens to use the toilet was a good idea...in theory