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Saturday, November 6, 2010

Salty

Sometimes I notice that some restaurants put rice in their salt shakers. But sometimes they don't.

(Also, sorry for the long wait between updates. School is taking up all my free time and energy, but I'm not giving up on this! More nonsense will follow! ...eventually)

Friday, September 24, 2010

Heal

This hospital has strict policies not to discriminate against employees like Nurse Ralph.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Obsession

He's late for the rodeo!

(psst! by the way, I'm back in school now which is why updates have been so sporadic. actually, I should have been doing my homework while I was doing this. whoops!)


Monday, September 13, 2010

Solitude

His mother always told him to stay out of the Void.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Words

He has no idea who this girl is, but she won't stop calling him.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Crystal

She's very popular.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Bat

He deserves as much love as any songbird

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Starvation

I always feel kinda bad for the animals during the winter...

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Spiral

It's grape flavored.

Test

Well, it's not technically corporal punishment...

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Mirror

Mirror Mirror on the wall who-

...

I really wish you would stop doing that. It's not funny.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Leaf

This happens every day after school. And people always wonder why little Tommy gets so paranoid during Autumn...

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Puzzle

It's always an awkward day when you're captured by The Puzzler.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Horror

He's been living on Ramen Noodles for 5 years now. He's not giving up without a fight.

Drink

Not cool man...Not cool.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Triangle

If you have any friends with sharp angles, tell them to steer clear of the clubhouse...

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Annoyance

I don't know man, this is a weird one, even for me. Flies are annoying though!

Sunday, August 15, 2010

failure

Fail date

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Platypus

Fun Fact! Did you know platypuses are poisonous?

Friday, August 13, 2010

Epic

Don't worry, the walrus isn't on fire, he's causing the fire.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Snails

The really big question on his mind is where the slime above him is coming from...

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Hummus

Hummus is a really tasty, healthy snack that fills you up and is great on chips, especially toasted pita chips. You can find hummus at your local grocery store!

Monday, August 9, 2010

Trap

That skeleton knows what he's talking about. He's been around for ages.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Misfortune

I know what you're thinking, but that's not his girlfriend's pregnancy test... Think on it for a minute.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Dark

A companion piece to "night". Tommy is in for the worst night of his life.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Night

Tommy seems to have forgotten that tonight was his scheduled Haunting Night.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Heaven

He's been salted for the last time...

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Dying

Unfortunately for mankind, that bacterium was the link to curing cancer.

Questioning

Who is that masked man?!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Tragedy

When will the killing stop?

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Rejection

It's 2010, and this is no costume party. I'd be weirded out too.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Sacrifice

Remember this the next time you have a bonfire.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Creation

FOR SCIENCE!

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Illusion

At least, he hopes it's an illusion. He has a hot date tonight.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Teamwork

They're the beaniest!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Foreign

only science could have bred the horrible Africanized Honey Bee, and they're bullies to boot!

Expectations

Sally's uncle is really cheap and kind of a jerk.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Rated

Why couldn't the underage pirate get into the movie?
Because it was rated ARRRRR

Monday, July 19, 2010

Dreams

do narwhals dream of being unicorns?

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Innocence

It's just like the stories!

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Sport

He's never not been the state champ.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Waiting

That spider is taking his sweet time.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Stars

It's the sign of the wizard cat!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Happiness

I would be happy if I got to hug a manatee.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Insanity

At least he's marrying for love, not sex...

Monday, July 12, 2010

Memory

She's remembering a time when she was still awesome.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Love

No one said it couldn't be artificial love.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Sorrow

Something has gone horribly wrong.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Silence

Dust Mote In A Jar: for people who hate noisy pets.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Introduction

Their moms are best friends. It's weird that they've never met before.