Salty

Sometimes I notice that some restaurants put rice in their salt shakers. But sometimes they don't.

(Also, sorry for the long wait between updates. School is taking up all my free time and energy, but I'm not giving up on this! More nonsense will follow! ...eventually)

Heal

This hospital has strict policies not to discriminate against employees like Nurse Ralph.

Obsession

He's late for the rodeo!
(psst! by the way, I'm back in school now which is why updates have been so sporadic. actually, I should have been doing my homework while I was doing this. whoops!)

Solitude

His mother always told him to stay out of the Void.

Words

He has no idea who this girl is, but she won't stop calling him.

Crystal

She's very popular.

Bat

He deserves as much love as any songbird

Starvation

I always feel kinda bad for the animals during the winter...

Spiral

It's grape flavored.

Test

Well, it's not technically corporal punishment...

Mirror

Mirror Mirror on the wall who-

...

I really wish you would stop doing that. It's not funny.

Leaf

This happens every day after school. And people always wonder why little Tommy gets so paranoid during Autumn...

Puzzle

It's always an awkward day when you're captured by The Puzzler.

Horror

He's been living on Ramen Noodles for 5 years now. He's not giving up without a fight.

Drink

Not cool man...Not cool.

Triangle

If you have any friends with sharp angles, tell them to steer clear of the clubhouse...

Annoyance

I don't know man, this is a weird one, even for me. Flies are annoying though!

failure

Fail date

Platypus

Fun Fact! Did you know platypuses are poisonous?

Epic

Don't worry, the walrus isn't on fire, he's causing the fire.

Snails

The really big question on his mind is where the slime above him is coming from...

Hummus

Hummus is a really tasty, healthy snack that fills you up and is great on chips, especially toasted pita chips. You can find hummus at your local grocery store!

Trap

That skeleton knows what he's talking about. He's been around for ages.

Misfortune

I know what you're thinking, but that's not his girlfriend's pregnancy test... Think on it for a minute.

Dark

A companion piece to "night". Tommy is in for the worst night of his life.

Night

Tommy seems to have forgotten that tonight was his scheduled Haunting Night.

Heaven

He's been salted for the last time...

Dying

Unfortunately for mankind, that bacterium was the link to curing cancer.

Questioning

Who is that masked man?!

Tragedy

When will the killing stop?

Rejection

It's 2010, and this is no costume party. I'd be weirded out too.

Sacrifice

Remember this the next time you have a bonfire.

Creation

FOR SCIENCE!

Illusion

At least, he hopes it's an illusion. He has a hot date tonight.

Teamwork

They're the beaniest!

Foreign

only science could have bred the horrible Africanized Honey Bee, and they're bullies to boot!

Expectations

Sally's uncle is really cheap and kind of a jerk.

Rated

Why couldn't the underage pirate get into the movie?

Because it was rated ARRRRR

Dreams

do narwhals dream of being unicorns?

Innocence

It's just like the stories!

Sport

He's never not been the state champ.

Waiting

That spider is taking his sweet time.

Stars

It's the sign of the wizard cat!

Happiness

I would be happy if I got to hug a manatee.

Insanity

At least he's marrying for love, not sex...

Memory

She's remembering a time when she was still awesome.

Love

No one said it couldn't be artificial love.

Sorrow

Something has gone horribly wrong.

Silence

Dust Mote In A Jar: for people who hate noisy pets.

Introduction

Their moms are best friends. It's weird that they've never met before.